Diddly Squat, 43 Dart Marina

Diddly Squat is a two-storey duplex apartment at Dart Marina in Dartmouth, reached by a flight of steps or a lift up to the entrance. The apartment sleeps 4 across two bedrooms and suits couples or families with children over 5, since children under 5 are not permitted at the property. Allocated parking is provided for one car.

The entrance opens onto the upper level, where an open-plan lounge, kitchen and dining room has a round table for four and a double sofa facing a large flatscreen TV. Double doors lead onto a Juliet balcony with glimpses of the river across the marina grounds. The kitchen is fitted with a four-ring gas range and oven, integrated dishwasher, washing machine and a fridge with a freezer compartment.

Down on the lower level are two bedrooms, both with super king-size beds. The master has an en suite shower room with a large shower cubicle, vanity basin and heated towel rail, plus its own Juliet balcony with views towards Kingswear. The second bedroom also opens onto a Juliet balcony and shares the family bathroom, which has a bath and shower over.

A flatscreen TV with Freeview, a DVD player and a music system cover evenings in, and the apartment has WiFi throughout. High-quality bed linen and towels are supplied. Pets are not permitted and the property is strictly no smoking.